Caught out - Alan learns that being nice and lending somebody some running shoes (because the Humble Scribe forgot them) does not pay.
Darkwood - if you are going to wear something with a yukky colour the a dark wood is a good place to wear it
Grotto - Best we don"t see their faces
Hangover - The hangover hash is two weeks off but some people are defintely showing signs of pre-Christmas excesses
Instyle - Toilet seat - forgot his shoes - bad case of the runs today
Internash - yet another overseas visitor - China this time - doesn"t look out of places - seems to be as lost as the rest of us
LikeSheep - so many people suckered into yet another false trail
LostTrail - Can"t find the trail? Good time for a chat and generally mill around
ModCons - 3bd semi, all mod cons, incl. inside lavvy
Mr&Mrs - didn"t like the house, loved the loo seat so they nicked it
Outstyle - Honestly, the things some people wear
Pointer - I thought asking the hares the way to go was hashitable
Pru - But it"s cold out there - I wan"t to stay here in the warm
Shoelace - At last - proof that Simon can tie his shoelace and nobody was watching
