Who would have thought that on this damp mild morning we would be treated to the
aural delight of our JMs creating a cacophony of contrapuntal choral celebration for
Christmas Hashers?.
Even the dogs listened in stunned silence to the nuances of the interweaving
harmonies and sagacity of the iambic pentameter.
When it was over, to shouts of "bravo!", "well done!",
"WooHoo!", (but not "encore!").
Normal service was
resumed as the dogs yapped and growled while the hares tried to tell us about
the trail which involved some four dot Falsies, not to be explained here, to avoid
you nodding off; again.
We were directed to head off West on Links Lane, so we did, and it was legit, but
only as far as The Fairway where it was about turn and East and try to keep up with
the Christmas Pudding, aka. Two Ferrets who was moving like her brandy was on fire.
Soon we came back to The Green via the small car park behind The Fountain, thence
East on Finchdean Road, and into Stanstead Park under The Sling, now the
real Hashing began.
To attempt a meaningful description of exactly where we went in the large
expanse of this forest with its web of paths is way beyond Bambis pay grade,
so what youll get is Hash Of The Day highlights.
Northeast at first, to a fish hook that caught OldFaithful, Dr Blood, Bambi, Vixen
and The Ref. Then out on the Ride that looks South to Horsepasture Farm.
The Christmas Pudding was now complaining of overheating, "its getting
very steamy in here" she said. Until now she has frequently been at the
front, and with so many yellow shirts behind, it took little effort to imagine
a pudding fleeing from the custard.
On, to the larger Ride that looks Southeast to Stanstead House and a fish hook
for Two Ferrets, Bika, Bambi, Old Faithful and Pink Flamingo.
Now there was much more Shiggy about, the slimy roots lying just beneath a
covering of rotting leaves threatened a wipe-out at every change of direction
and most of the pack were walking in order to avoid the long wait in A and E.
Consequently we did not really need the next fish hook for eight, however we
went through the motions anyway, it felt a bit like one of those Barn Dance moves,
what is it called?, ah yes, the LGBTQ Gordons.
The Hares had gone to a lot of trouble to hang a little tag near some of the fou
dot Checks and there was a rumour that tags meant prizes, which added to the
thrill of the hunt, otherwise the pack could easily have been at the point of
mutiny as we reached the seventy minute mark.
At long long last we reached The Avenue and turned West for a long long run
in via that path that means an attempt at a gonad crunching low wall, to get out
on to Woodberry Lane.
After one hour and thirty two minutes of tepid Hashing our spirits rose as we spied
a table loaded with FREE beer and grub afar off at the other end of The
Green. A sprint to end was in order to get there before the likes of Canman and
Treefeller could scoff it all.
There was no sign of one JM (Prancer), who was in The Robin Hood taking analgesic
ale to numb the pain of his broken leg and bruised ribs, while Vixen attempted to prise
our attention from the food in order to mull over the events of the morning.
We did notice that Two Ferrets had failed to carry the Hash-It or even bring it to
The Circle. In the end a nominal Hash-It was awarded to Hairbrush for the festive
display that was dangling between his legs, his mum had warned him about
blindness but not about turning bright red.
A big thank you to the Hares for the prizes, and a humongous thank you
to Pru who provided the al fresco feast.
On On ! Bambi.
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