On a bright chilly St Davids Day we returned to West Harting Down
where the foresters are treading the fine line between thinning
and Wind Throw, resulting in a disaster scene in some parts.
One of our JM's, the one that identifies as female, was sporting
a brand new broken arm, achieved while not skiing on a skiing
holiday when she should have been Hashing with us.
The hares had deployed lolly sticks at selected checks or falsies,
collect a stick and get a prize, it was hoped that the expected
competition would instil some running from the pack, for a change.
Thus we sprinted off North West up the shale access track, sheltered
from a cold wind by the fir clad slope of Park Copse above.
The steep up hill tram lines to our left, created by tree eating
tracked behemoths, provided several false trails. Flash was the
first to rise to the challenge of one of these, being rewarded by
a lolly stick for the effort. Unsurprisingly, one of these paths
was the true trail, so the pack made a clamber West, steeply up,
over tree stumps and mangled branches with a mild pine
sap scent on the breeze.
The climb stopped at the path along the edge of Grass Piece, Kinky
one way, Snake Charmer the other, the rest stand and watch. Kinky
gave one premature toot on the horn before picking up a lolly stick
and heading back to play catch up with the pack.
North now and a bit of a slog up Booker Down and West into The Rough
where a most of the strung out pack falsely headed towards Hampshire
on the Sussex Border Path. Time for the rest to catch up and for a
solo Sonic to explore a down hill option and find a lonely lolly stick.
Finally we found the blobs towards East Sussex on the SBP and headed
gently down hill into Round Copse, a narrow path with calf tearing
thorns requiring attention to every stride.
Just where this path takes the plunge down to Foxcombe Farm we ground
to a halt, the pack unable to find the deer track North West over
a dense leaf litter, weaving through fallen trunks to emerge at
Ye Cross Dyke.
Here we gathered for a spontaneous "say cheese" moment
before turning South West, over the gentle crest, into the open
and the teeth of a frigid breeze.
A short dog leg around the water tower through low brush along the
remnant of a bike track gave us some respite. Another hiatus, near
the Tower, until Two Ferrets Fighting spotted the secret entry South
to a wonderland of ancient yews leading down the slope to Harehurst Wood.
It was not obvious that we were well on our way back to the chariots,
and as the hour came and went the odd moan was apparent
from the usual suspects.
Climbing East, and back in the bit of Booker Rough, Bika chanced
upon the skull of one of his relatives, impaled on a stick,
face to face the resemblance was remarkable. Unfortunately
later DNA tests proved that the skull was from Aragorn's great,
great, great, third cousin.
We arrived at the On-In via the winding path just above Nightingale
Bottom after a lengthy one hour and forty minutes of lolly stick hunting.
At the circle attention rounded on a single miscreant, Kinky, who had
taken a very tempting shortcut, losing the gamble with our one armed
bandit JM.
When it came time to swap the lolly sticks for chocolate, surprise
surprise, Mini Cheddar was holding four of the ten that had been
collected, not bad for a little person wearing wellies.
Then Old Faithful charmed the ladies by presenting each with a bunch of daffs.
Despite Prancer already being banned, we retired to The Barley
Mow to sit in chilly sunshine in the garden and watch Pancsi also
try to get banned by forcing the patio doors to get at some beer.
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